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Sunday, March 18, 2012

SOLD!! "Believe in Yourself" Demotivator

Poster of an areal photograph of a person in a wetsuit in a kayak just about to go over a huge waterfall that's at least a 30-foot drop. They are suspended in mid-air, with the churning whitewater below them. Poster's caption, in large blue letters, reads Believe in Yourself, and below in small white letters, Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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Entertain your inner jackal with this breathtaking and snarky poster from Despair Inc.

24" x 30" glossy lithograph from Despair, Inc., "Creators of Demotivators® and other revolutionary tools for pessimists, underachievers and the chronically unsuccessful."

It's the anti-NVC product! Meet your need for sarcastic humor with this delightfully judgmental poster! (Want to deepen your Despair? Click here for more snark.)

Two (2) prints available. The two highest bidders each win a poster!

New-in-box (never unrolled), from smoke-free, fragrance-free, cat-free environment.

Retail price: $15.95 each. Minimum starting bid: $12. $8!

This item can be shipped within North America (the US and Canada) only.

To bid, post the amount of your bid and your contact info in the comment section below! Thank you!

SOLD!! "Incompetence" Demotivator

The image at first appears to be an abstract, but closer inspection reveals an extreme close-up of a piece of wood from which protrude several nails, each bent or crooked, and some pounded so far into the wood that the hammer has left a circular mark around the head. The abstract quality comes from the blurring of the farther nails and the exaggerated shadows they cast. The poster's caption, in large green letters, is Incompetence. In smaller white letters below, it says, When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
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Entertain your inner jackal!
A hilarious caption on a terrific abstract photography spoof

24" x 30" glossy lithograph from Despair, Inc., "Creators of Demotivators® and other revolutionary tools for pessimists, underachievers and the chronically unsuccessful."

It's the anti-NVC product! Meet your need for cynical humor with this hilariously depressing poster! (Want to deepen your Despair? Click here for more snark.)

New-in-box (never unrolled), from smoke-free, fragrance-free, cat-free environment.

Retail price: $15.95. Minimum starting bid: $12. Now $7.99!

This item can be shipped within North America (the US and Canada) only.

To bid, post the amount of your bid and your contact info in the comment section below! Thank you!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Rainbow Giraffe Print

Landscape of flat land and low shrubs and trees with a stately, still giraffe standing near the right center foreground. A sky of mixed blue and clouds fills the upper two-thirds of the frame, broken only by the giraffe's neck and head in the foreground and a rainbow starting near the left and extending all the way up and to the right, disappearing in the center top of the frame.
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 Rainbow giraffe print by Don Getty

Don Getty, wildlife photographer, has generously donated this breathtaking 8" x 12" photograph of an African reticulated giraffe standing under a rainbow.
Don has been an avid nature photographer since the late 80s. He has photographed extensively in the Rocky Mountain region, East Africa, Alaska, Florida and Manitoba. His photography has earned numerous awards and his photos have been used in many magazines, calendars, books and other media. 
(We have more giraffes! Visit all our giraffe listings.)

Retail value: $21. NO LONGER AVAILABLE. AUCTION HAS CONCLUDED.

This item can be shipped within North America (the US and Canada) only.

Note: Don will be away during March; therefore this print will ship after April 1. Thank you for your understanding.

To bid, post the amount of your bid and your contact info in the comment section below! Thank you!